Meh

plug:

when bae mad at u

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via handjob)

seinfelcl:

this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me

(via famousest)

richwhitemom:

if there’s no wifi then I’m bye-bye

(via unpopuler)

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy, via stuning)

h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

(via greed)

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via unpopuler)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via tightvaginas)

slomps:

I broke up with the door

It just wouldn’t open up to me

(Source: fvming, via borinq)

comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

(via chicken-nuggets-galore)